Want to wade into the snowy surf of the abyss? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid.
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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned so many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)
requiescat in picem, sora
Requiescat en urina, more like. Does that make the first of this generation of slopmakers to actually get shut down?
I built an open-source connector between MyChart and Claude : /r/healthIT
my jaw is on the fucking floor
The Tumblr thread about covers it, but I had a quick look through the code and this caught my attention in the get2fa.ts file. It’s used in Authorisation headers for
https://api.resend.com/emailsrequests. I’ve never used an aws secretsmanager but I’m pretty sure this is a no.const RESEND_API_KEY_SECRET_ARN = 'arn:aws:secretsmanager:us-east-2:<REDACTED_HARDCODED_STRING>:secret:RESEND_API_KEY-<REDACTED_HARDCODED_STRING>';const result = execSync( 'aws secretsmanager get-secret-value --secret-id "${RESEND_API_KEY_SECRET_ARN}" --region us-east-2 --profile <REDACTED_HARDCODED_STRING> --query SecretString --output text', { encoding: 'utf-8' } ).trim();Oh jolly can’t wait for this to go viral enough that my boss schedules time to ask me about it.
The tumblr thread is a must read if you’ve ever been near HIPAA regulated infrastructure.
ARM doesn’t want to be left out and pushes hype to 11, announces “AGI CPU”, for the “agentic AI cloud era”.
Is it going to be a bunch of ArmV8 cores shoved into the same package? Probably going to be a bunch of ArmV8 cores shoved into the same package. You know, for AI.
fresh hellish nonsense brought to you by ai-gen podcasts enabled by techbros interpretation of consent and privacy:
https://www.404media.co/this-company-is-secretly-turning-your-zoom-calls-into-ai-podcasts/
WebinarTV, a company that bills itself as “a search engine for the best webinars,” is secretly scanning the internet for Zoom meeting links, recording the calls, and turning them into AI-generated podcasts for profit. In some cases, people only found out that their Zoom calls were recorded once WebinarTV reached out to them directly to say their call was turned into a podcast in an attempt to promote WebinarTV’s services.
“WebinarTV is believed to leverage a range of browser extensions that provide functionalities such as AI powered transcription and note-taking tools, or tools to automate the joining of online meetings. The platform mostly relies on the widespread use of these tools by end users, rather than operating them directly. However, at least one of the known extensions is listed on the Chrome Web Store as developed by WebinarTV.”
Sounds like someone in a jurisdiction which requires all-party consent to record a conversation could sue them
I saw this headline:
Engineer Says It’s Time to Rebuild the Twin Towers With Giant Data Centers, Huge Tech Labs, and Anti-Aircraft Lasers on the Roof
And thought nothing in the body of the article could possibly top the headline. I was wrong:
Now, a long-shot effort seeks to rebuild them in an unlikely locale: Chicago
he’s even gone so far as to get a tribute to the original World Trade Center tattooed on his arm.
fireproof steel I-beams
a dedicated fire department
Journalists know that they don’t have to cover every random crank on the internet right? I suppose it’s my own fault for clicking on it.
Chicago always wanted a 9/11 of its own.
Usenet used to be there for guys like this
Misaligned incentives. You read the news to be informed. Journalists write "news* to generate clicks and “try to go viral”
I agree though, It would be great if they didn’t provide oxygen to these flaming idiots
Depriving the steel beams of oxygen would help too…
The title is Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says ‘I think we’ve achieved AGI’. He then seemed to slightly walk back the claim, but it might be slightly more accurate to say that:
“Huang said we’ve achieved AGI. Because he thinks everyone except him is a replaceable idiot”
Is it “We achieved AGI, the Machine is now Conscious” Day again already? It comes around so fast
“Congratulations guys, we did it. Job well done. You’re all fired.”
Apropos of nothing, archive.is ddos-d a website and altered page snapshots as part of some sort of inscrutable net drama causing Wikipedia to stop using it.
So if anyone cares about such things here’s a wayback machine link instead
That said: lmao. Where are all these billion dollar LLM-run Tamogotchi feeding startups hiding? Still in the strawberry counting phase of starting a business?
i see elsewhere that wikipedia after all restricted a bit more use of chatbots, and i’m very interested how much kicking and screaming did it involve
44 comments in support, 2 in opposition, discussion closed early under the “there’s a snowball’s chance in Hell of the situation changing from here” clause:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Writing_articles_with_large_language_models/RfC
Oh sure, but when I send a cover letter where claude code told me about serious security issues and I used that knowledge to replace their internal app portal with my face I’ve “violated the computer fraud and abuse laws” or whatever.
Every week I learn I’m a n00b when it comes to leveling up with Al.
I’m hiring for facilities maintenance, and specifically seeking a high-agency self-starter who can help us optimize bathroom breaks. An internal candidate sent over multiple Claude Code generated iterations of the 💩emoji. One of them had blonde hair and Madonna’s famous cone bra.
I was speechless.
This account is just that sort of shit 24/7, just constant linkedin lunacy that everyone should treat as rage bait and move on.
I know, but there’s just so much to sneer at (especially lately).
I find it very unsatisfactory to sneer at skeets from the above author. It’s just junkfood at this point and not like good junkfood, just like stale off-brand popcorn in a bag that has a picture of a sad clown on it. Why is the clown sad? Because the clown has to constantly look at different variations on the same theme written by people whose brains are melted by LinkedIn.
