I mean, at the rate the chucklefucks are going, a number of these things are actual security exploits

that it happens/works for a completely unhinged reason is almost a separate evaluation dimension in scoring

<3

ooh, where’s the (new?) spice? I’ve been under multiple rocks

“I, personally, possess the choice on what irreversible impact to make on some other human being’s body without their input at all. Oh and also it’s supes totes fine to do, in general. To babies. Duh.” sure is a take

8ball says “yes” but it had rendering difficulties, fontsize too big

Edit: sorry I’ll behave now

promises promises… ;p

P0 blocker: USAian memory management suffers from multiple holes and transactional consistency issues

Prior attempts haven’t worked, closing LOLBUG

I’ve started seeing people make paperwork with explicit carve-outs for prompt use (merely referred to as “AI” with no explicit definition, so …. gonna be fun when the lawsuits start)

Fuck, sorry :( internet hugs available if desired

that sucks hard, I’m sorry. mine recently too, went from “looking a bit off” to “have to put 'em down” in less than a month. still hits me like a truck

hope it goes as well as possible for y’all

I can’t comment on this better than bergstrom did, so link

aiui they also really don’t like eyes on the modern slave labour they’re using to build it all

aww those got turned off by the time I got to look :(

a couple weeks back I had a many-rounds support ticket with a network vendor, querying exactly the details of their regex implementation. docs all said PCRE, actual usage attempt indicated….something very much else. and indeed it was because of . that I found it

good morning awful, I found you the first thing you’ll want to scream at today

palantir and others offering free addictions, all in the name of “productivity”

ah, a fellow 1937 poster that gets it

(I still don’t understand how people that post on/across the modern internet haven’t picked up the habit)

In my experience even simple LLM changes are wrong somewhere around half the time. Often in disturbingly subtle ways that take an expert to spot.

I just want to add: sailor’s reference to “expert” here is no joke. the amount of wild and subtle UB (undefined behaviour) you get in the C family is extremely high-knowledge stuff. it’s the sort of stuff that has in recent years become fashionable to describe as “cursed”, and often with good reason

LLMs being bad at precision and detail is as perfect an antithesis in that picture as I am capable of conceiving. so any thought of a project like this that pairs LLMs (or, more broadly, any of the current generative family of nonsense) as a dependency in it’s implementation is just damn wild to me

(and just incase: this post is not an opportunity to quibble about PLT and about what be or become possible.)

so, ever watched Godzilla? and then did a twofer with a zombie movie? I think that’s essentially the plot here

Chlorofox (the oxidized version)

while wikipedia-diving the other day I learned about Basilisk

so, y’know, why not this too