took me 3 tries to read “yodaist” correctly (brain kept going s/d/g/ which, well…)

exploitation-offshorer “Nick Huber” (@sweatystartup) finds that the leopards will, in fact, also eat his face. but still takes it as a fine opportunity to pitch his exploitation:

(I guess at least his account name is directionally accurate? indicates willingness to induce sweatshops…)

for the betterment of muddled waters, I suggest a secondary meaning for opus dei - a WIP codec that the xiph group hasn’t really released yet, because they’re not sure it fully enough mutes maga voices

the associated “date” video is so multi-dimensionally cringe it had me reaching for numpy

I opened the site for it and browsed a bit, my first thought being something like “christ, the worst of glamper festivals”, shortly after followed by “god this like is like if the worst of burning man fucked TED”

then, bottom of the “music & performances” page:

Europe’s answer to TED

gnnnnnnngh

who?

Hot damn it’s like he just kept reaching for the chud high score

Puts the “Oh, the nazis used me!” wankpost tweet in a whole other light

time to start reporting all those maga restaurants and shit

I don’t recognize this person, know of a good background primer?

cw gebscare

that “immersion” line is the same shit their support gave me ~3y ago when I opened the app and suddenly got a surprise switch to a new UI (which also put that front and center)

nice to see it hasn’t at least gotten worse

Hmm, correction: the other core (the one -weave is relying on) was prepping for coinering

Coreweave is just fucked ito coming finances and wants

what the fuck kind of post is this

oh yeah he’s way too much of a coward to go to mars. besides, no-one there he could dominate or hurt

jesus christ:

I thought we all knew the proper collective noun was a creepful of epsteins

yeah, their business is as hot air as the worst around, but (at least within the US) there are vanishingly few places to get lots of high-end compute and they’re one of the only “free agents”

zitron’s analysis about them included a bunch of details re financials and such

Can’t go sneering with our wits tied behind our backs!

article about the tactics that felon employs against the women bearing his children

features some notable sentences from his fixer, too. the sort of shit that just barely doesn’t qualify as him threatening to top off your kneecaps

they use them out of need not out of want: coreweave happened to have the silicon already because it was going to be mining crypto. and in a market where trying to get new silicon is a months-backlog problem…