[redacted] enthusiast, robot combat enjoyer, distressingly Appalachian, father of ninjas
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0·3 days ago100% thought the story was ending with “she died.”
Rooting for your kitty!
I hear ya!
I guess Neom is what happens when a billionaire in the desert gets infected by the seastedding brainworms.
Neom update:
Description:
A Lego set on the clearence shelf. It’s an offroad truck that has Neom badges on it.
It reminds me of the bizzare and ill-omened rituals my ancestors used to start a weed eater.
Latter Say Daints
New believers spreading the “good news” eh?
When you go so hard you Hadamard
https://wandering.shop/@flub@mastodon.social/115813129402677936
Seventh Day Add-fent-ists
Zyn Bhuddists
right? lol but I cant it’s too popular with the kiddos
CW: Slop, body humor, Minions
So my boys recieved Minion Fart Rifles for Christmas from people who should have known better. The toys are made up of a compact fog machine combined with a vortex gun and a speaker. The fog machine component is fueled by a mixture of glycerin and distilled water that comes in two scented varieties: banana and farts. The guns make tidy little smoke rings that can stably deliver a payload tens of feet in still air.
Anyway, as soon as they were fired up, Ammo Anxiety reared its ugly head, so I went in search of a refill recipe. (Note: I searched “Minions Vortex Gun Refill Recipe”) and goog returned this fartifact*:
194 dB, you say? Alvin Meshits? The rabbit hole beckoned.
The “source links” were mostly unrelated except one, which was a reddit thread that lazily cited ChatGPT generating the same text almost verbatim in response to the question, “What was the loudest ever fart?”
Luckily, a bit of detectoring turned up the true source, an ancient Uncyclopedia article’s “Fun Facts” section:
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Fartium
The loudest fart ever recorded occurred on May 16, 1972 in Madeline, Texas by Alvin Meshits. The blast maintained a level of 194 decibels for one third of a second. Mr. Meshits now has recurring back pain as a result of this feat.
Welcome to the future!
- yeah I took the bait/I dont know what I expected
oof ow my bones why do my bones hurt?
–a man sipping from a bottle labeled “bone hurting juice”
oof ow my bones why do my bones hurt?
–a man sipping a bottle labeled “bone hurting juice”
Gemini helps a guy increase his google cloud bill 18x
Slop can never win, even at being slop. Best they csn do is sloppy seconds.
Follows the AdjectiveAnimal template. Im sold!
This is a banger of a metaphor
Has anyone in the US noticed Kroger/Ralph’s/etc piping in AI slop music?