It’s grim, innit?

https://www.1x.tech/neo

Oh look, my delivery from the Nightmare Factory arrived!

Seriously tho, thats not a “tendon,” that’s a nylon rope on a pulley, and thats not a robot, thats some kind of skinny feller in knitted gimp suit. This is just insulting.

Also, imagine the factorial number of germs it would absorb from scrubbing the toilet. You’d need to invent some kind of new branch of farticle physics to describe the bacterial load that thing would develop. Do you suppose that it takes off its own skin to wash ala Hooty from The Owl House?

Edit: orange site loves it https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45736457

Wsj reviewed it, looks nothing like the ad imo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3c4mQty_so

In my day people were ashamed of being mad in the newspaper.

Really, Colin?

I would adore an awful journal club tbh

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You don’t recognize it?

Oof, really?

Damn right. He needs to quit, he’s the one who sucks.

The fash don’t have magic doodoo fingers that obligate decent people to surrender every time they touch something we like, and we should never concede as if they do.

Tf is a sneer machine

The Oppenheimers we have at home

US engaging in quantum socialism:

https://www.wsj.com/business/entrepreneurship/trump-administration-in-talks-to-take-equity-stakes-in-quantum-computing-firms-60ee5143

When I steal the trickle-down lying machine, it’s called a “piss take.”

Like a restaurant that is a money laundering front for the mafia. You’re not supposed to actually eat there, ya know?

It’s been a long time since I opened a website and sincerely whispered “cool.”

Lol, lmao, and also yarrr

Glorious banner material

May we live to see the day!

“Apolitical” is peak red flag these days, eh?

Yes, but I wouldn’t say that to someone I want to still like me after.

You’ve got to be shitting me.

Edit: maybe all these weirdos in the techfash groupchat are experimenting with the wrong nootropics and gave themselves brain damage. They all seem to be unravelling simultaneously.