A guy wishing for an emacs victory in the editor wars on a monkey’s paw

The implication that Murica will implement roko’s basilisk before universal healthcare…

You may be on to something with the eyebrow heuristic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_A._Aquino

Evans is not having any of his bullshit lol

Oof.

We need a word for “my condolences for that cool person you liked becoming a milkshake duck”

This protein craze has gone too far

Solid plan!

ugh, right?

Update on the slop dentist situation: second opinion says that loved one has zero cavities. I suspect that her only problem was having a non-median mouth that wasn’t well-represented in Pearl AI’s training data.

PS:

So last night I finished editing the latest odium symposium episode (“ezra klein is a disgusting worm,)…

A+ hook

hell yeah, get his ass! o7

What were they thinking?!

treasure in the replies

Because of how I am, whenever I hear someone say “Wayland” I hear “Waylon” and expect it to be followed by “Jennings”.

Waylon would be a great name for a hostile Wayland alternative.

I concur, never been linked to anything on there that didn’t fit this pattern

they’re taking incorrecting each other to whole new levels

Loved one just had an awful experience at a previously decent dentist. They’ve apparently started using something called Pearl AI that scanned the x-ray and highlighted things in bright red with a #/100 rating system, which they used to do high-pressure sales on her. Mind you, she’s only ever had one cavity and that was in a wisdom tooth. Checked the website, and it’s freshly slopped-up, too.

We’re getting a second opinion. I wish this garbage would just go away

Yech, the comments…

Sounds like Langfords Parrot, but for stochastic parrots.

Note: when you stop up a chatbot like this, it’s called “flippin the bird”

This looks rad as hell. I had no idea Redox was so far along!

Picard frowning at the mirror universe edition of the bible