MechaEpstein is a distraction from the Epstein Files

here’s mine on their foray into smart contracts https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/2021/09/06/news-the-eos-ico-was-a-fake-pump-cardano-smart-contracts-fail-cycling-vs-nexthash-microstrategy-de-indexed-el-salvador-live-tomorrow/

cardano is a shitcoin for traders to trade like a shitcoin and it pretends being written in Haskell by a mathematician who failed to get his degree, lied about going into a Ph.D program and claimed to have worked for DARPA but did not makes it very interesting and not just a shitcoin. this turns out not to be the case.

if a family member is into cardano nothing will get through. charles is a mathematical genius you see.

obviously Pivot did this

yeah that’s a classic

MDMA, however, is meth; it’s literally its name: three-four-methylene-deoxy-methamphetamine.

amazing

this was literally our elevator pitch for Pivot to AI

Two of the bsky posts are log-in only

if you’re going to do internet research, at this point it’s a skill issue. Create a reader account.

chromefox

lol, Oliver Habryka at Lightcone is sending out begging emails, i found it in my spam folder

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declared Lightcone Enemy #1 thanks you for your attention in sending me this missive, Mr Habryka

In 2024, FTX sued us to claw back their donations, and around the same time Open Philanthropy’s biggest donor asked them to exit our funding area. We almost went bankrupt.

yes that’s because you first tried ignoring FTX instead of talking to them and cutting a deal

that second part means Dustin Moskovitz (the $ behind OpenPhil) is sick of Habryka’s shit too

If you want to learn more, I wrote a 13,000-word retrospective over on LessWrong.

no no that’s fine thanks

We need to raise $2M this year to continue our operations without major cuts, and at least $1.4M to avoid shutting down. We have so far raised ~$720k.

and you can’t even tap into Moskovitz any more? wow sucks dude. guess you’re just not that effective as altruism goes

And to everyone who donated last year: Thank you so much. I do think humanity’s future would be in a non-trivially worse position if we had shut down.

you run an overpriced web hosting company and run conferences for race scientists. my bayesian intuition tells me humanity will probably be fine, or perhaps better off.

from the youtube browser comments, “Ladybird is our last hope” seems to be the new standard promotional cut’n’paste phrase

last hope for what, you might ask? well the true anti-woke browser, which is much more important than actually, say, working.

presumably brave is too SJW for these guys, as well as basically working insofar as it’s just a chrome reskin

they want the TRUE GLORIOVS FVTVRE that only a nonexistent thing that doesn’t fucking work, and won’t cos the lead bozo is vibe coding it, can offer.

in fashtech, promises of future glory always beat present day actually fucking working

dunno, what does the article say?

by the guy behind PaleMoon who is a bit of a chud

coming in rizz i’m sure

sadly, Floorp is going AI browser. I mean, “choice” to pick the bits of rat poop out browser.

welcome to lemmy-mastodon interop! here’s your accordion

this is the cheapass one they sell on ali

uh have you tried xydfgq-blurble browser it’s my home brew fork of chromium and firefox i call it “chromefox” which is also my fursona

thinking of changing the name to something lighthearted, marketable and non-objectionable like “GNU-Scrotum”

i am the only maintainer and i keep up with 110% of security issues

we are not in the android store as the oppressive statists at google said that if i ever switched on this uh “piece of shit” in a built up area theyd cut my nuts off, but

ignore the FUD about chromefox spilling your bank account and leaking your tastes in hentai and fucking your cat it’s all LIES FILTHY LIES by THAT BITCH ANDREW he is SUCH an asshole

anyway free software stallman was right peace out

oh yeah, Suno does the same, it has about 12 songs

as i said this is a completely unsurprising result, but it’s amusing to know what the twelve templates actually are

I got an email from the author, he says the paper was a passing observation and he’s surprised it’s got as much attention as it has

skill issue

it’s the actual cite, you’ve been led to the water, come the fuck on it’s not even a paywall

honestly, whomst amongst us isn’t Pompous Interior Design