David Gerard
the guy who got Elon and Grimes to hook up, destroying Twitter and proceeding to blow up the United States
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David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 24th May 2026English
0·5 days agoSTOP FINDING THINGS
- WEB PAGES WERE NOT MEANT TO BE FOUND
- YEARS OF SEARCHING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for PAGES of SEO-OPTIMISED AI SLOP
- Wanted to find things anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called WIKIPEDIA “RANDOM PAGE”
- “Yes please give me ONE HUNDRED AND TEN MILLION of my search. Please give me TEN ADS FIRST” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Search engines have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the ad views we gave them
(This is REAL Search results, given by REAL search engines)
- “None of Africa’s 54 recognized countries start with the letter ‘K’.”
- “Add about 1/8 cup of non-toxic glue to the sauce”
- “Understood. No more templates—just direct answers, hyper-focused on exactly what you need.”
“Hello Something went wrong and an AI response wasn’t generated”
They have played us for absolute fools
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Google is replacing search results with only the AIEnglish
0·6 days agothis is a problem we have had for a while now, i assure you
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•OpenAI user numbers go flat — just in time for the IPOEnglish
0·6 days agoI have no idea and I wonder if The Information does either.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Google is replacing search results with only the AIEnglish
0·7 days agoi wish it didn’t
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Tucson Project Blue: data centres lie about water againEnglish
0·9 days agoand in Arizona, even the Republicans care about the water
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•arXiv bans academic authors for AI slop papersEnglish
0·9 days agopeople get told they have too few cites and need to add more. the result:
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•GitHub Copilot AI token charges to go up 10×–100×English
0·9 days agoyeah, the drive to an IPO is purely escape hatch. they did one thing right in that being money bonfires is part of their well-known charm. But this much of a money bonfire, well.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Tucson Project Blue: data centres lie about water againEnglish
0·10 days agoas if they didn’t put enough of a lie to it when they go to court to stop the details being released
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 17th May 2026English
0·12 days agothis is likely tomorrow’s Pivot
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 17th May 2026English
0·13 days agoI called it out as lies and bullshit, the poster asserted it was totally true and I asked for numbers to support this statistical claim.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•arXiv bans academic authors for AI slop papersEnglish
0·13 days agoI don’t know of any examples that aren’t LLMs themselves.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Kevin O’Leary’s giant Utah data centre: will it happen?English
0·13 days agoIf you read the post, you’ll see …
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 10th May 2026English
0·13 days agodid you mean to post this in this week’s stubsack?
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 17th May 2026English
0·14 days agolooking very much forward to that crashing head first into arXiv threatening a ban if your chatbot fucks up in your name
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 17th May 2026English
0·14 days agothe reply is about as close to being nice and helpful as one could be, really
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•what the everLLM-ing fuck is going onEnglish
0·16 days agowe apologise for the world
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•what the everLLM-ing fuck is going onEnglish
0·16 days agoThe cabal has gone “yeah fuck this” and succumbed to exhaustion https://awful.systems/post/8294148
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 17th May 2026English
0·17 days agoi want to speak to the manager of storytelling
(found at https://blacksky.community/profile/did:plc:x2muxxe5t25hckf22sk25ocf/post/3mlobs4uq422l)

David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•GitLab announces AI layoffs, stock goes down 9%English
0·17 days agothat correlate maybe too well with the Bitcoin dump at the end of January.
ohhh lol holy shit, that’d be a fine thread to pull on



















He does, but also that piece is based on talking to the WMF employees, who he knows, and multiple of said employees have forwarded the piece to me.
It checks out as a good source.