throwing chatbots into the military

Not the first time the US gov’s pulled that shit, and it sure as hell won’t be the last.

File this shit next to the SIG M18 and the XM7 in its list of grade-A blunders.

The promptfondlers did it, they made a computer which doesn’t do what you tell it to do

Starting this Stubsack off with one programmer’s testimony on the effects of the LLM rot:

For the record, I work at a software company that employs ~10k developers.

Before LLMs, I’d encounter [software engineers that seem completely useless or lacking in basic knowledge] a couple of times a month, but I interact with a lot of engineers, specifically the ones that need help or are new at the company or industry at large, so it’s a selected sample. Even the most inexperienced ones are willing and able to learn with some guidance.

After LLMs, there’s been a significant uptick, and these new ones are grossly incompetent, incurious, impatient, and behave like addicts if their supply of tokens is at all interrupted. If they run out of prompt credits, its an emergency because they claim they can’t do any work at all. They can’t even explain the architecture of what they are making anymore, and can’t even file tickets or send emails without an LLM writing it for them, and they certainly lack in any kind of reading comprehension.

It’s bleak and depressing, and makes me want to quit the industry altogether.

Quick update: The post’s popped off in the Fediverse, and Doctorow’s actively posting through it in the replies.

EDIT: Tante’s also written a follow-up post, trying to convince people to tone down their vitriol against Cory.

edit: I mean, he tried transformer powered voice-to-text and liked it, and now he’s all in on the LLMs are a rigorous and accurate tool actually bandwagon?

This is probably just me, but that doesn’t seem particularly shocking. If this AI bubble’s taught me anything, its that tech culture (if not tech as a whole) was deeply, deeply vulnerable to the LLM rot from the start.

OT: Declan Chidlow ran across product activation codes for some old Adobe products.

The only useful one’s for Flash MX 2004 IMO, but its still cool to have them.

New and nicely made sneer caught my attention: Rely On AI And Get Left Behind

The kind of person who cannot tell the difference between blindly guessing words and conscious thought.

Quick TL;DR of my Discord Age Verification Experience™:

Using my face multiple times didn’t work due to the AV shitting itself inside out, but setting my DOB via Family Center somehow did it

Top fucking kek, masterfully crafted chat platform

WD and Seagate confirm: Hard drives for 2026 sold out (because the AI datacentres have stolen them all)

Related thread on Bluesky:

idk if the bubble will pop or slowly deflate, but im certain that in 10 years we’ll look back at 2020s as the decade where tech stopped progressing in the way we know it - since we’re diverting all our resources to ai, there’s no longer any room left for anything else to grow

the 2010s crypto gpu shortage was the warning siren for this. it really hampered the growth of gpus because they permanently became so much more expensive - now the same is happening to memory, storage, and…well, gpus again! we’ve reached the point of reverse progress

Chatbots are a cognitive hazard, part infinity: AI Delusions Are Leading to Domestic Abuse, Harassment, and Stalking

Baldur Bjarnason gives his thoughts on the software job market, predicting a collapse regardless of how AI shakes out:

If you model the impact of working LLM coding tools (big increase in productivity, little downside) where the bottlenecks are largely outside of coding, increases in coding automation mostly just reduce the need for labour. I.e. 10x increase means you need 10x fewer coders, collapsing the job market

If you model the impact of working LLM coding tools with no bottlenecks, then the increase in productivity massively increases the supply of undifferentiated software and the prices you can charge for any software drops through the floor, collapsing the job market

If the models increase output but are flawed, as in they produce too many defects or have major quality issues, Akerlof’s market for lemons kicks in, bad products drive out good, value of software in the market heads south, collapsing the job market

If the model impact is largely fictitious, meaning this is all a scam and the perceived benefit is just a clusterfuck of cognitive hazards, then the financial bubble pop will be devastating, tech as an industry will largely be destroyed, and trust in software will be zero, collapsing the job market

I can only think of a few major offsetting forces:

• If the EU invests in replacing US software, bolstering the EU job market.
• China might have substantial unfulfilled domestic demand for software, propping up their job market
• Companies might find that declining software quality harms their bottom-line, leading to a Y2K-style investment in fixing their software stacks

But those don’t seem likely to do more than partially offset the decline. Kind of hoping I’m missing something

The phrase “ambient AI listening in our hospital” makes me hear the “Dies Irae” in my head.

I’m personally hearing “Morceaux” myself.

That slopped-out “diagram” plagiarised Vincent Driessen’s “A successful Git branching model”, BTW.

Claudio Nastruzzi of The Reg chimes in on the inherent shittiness of AI writing, coining the term “semantic ablation” to describe its capacity to destroy whatever unique voice a text has.

Look at the fresh garbage LinkedIn served to me today: https://www.linkedin.com/news/story/managing-ai-is-the-next-gen-skill-7655601/

(Why am I still on that godforsaken hellsite)

I wish we could finally agree that tech bros (and MBAs!) are greedy, full of shit and ruining the planet. And then remove both groups from any place of influence.

Prohibiting the teaching of MBAs and/or massively funding the humanities would be a good start. Hell, you could fund the humanities with the cash that currently goes toward MBAs and kill two birds with one stone.

New post from Iris Meredith (titled “Carbon Dysphoria”), comparing the large-scale dysfunction of the tech industry to gender dysphoria - “definitely one of my weirder ones”, by her own admission

Former Reddit CEO

wants humanity to “perish with dignity”

The fuck does a former Reddit CEO know about dignity

Stumbled across a stray blogpost that piqued my interest: A programmer’s loss of identity