I had no idea so much of C++ and the Committee was so closely linked to the military industrial complex. Like people who design fucking murder drones just casually send their requests to them and they read them and care? And Bjarne Cplusplus, the inventor of C++, helped Lockheed Martin on the F22???

No, seriously, sorry, I cannot put myself into a hypothetical headspace where someone sending me a letter “hello, we need this feature to kill civillians better, thanks” isn’t interpreted as a prank, since if it weren’t then the only acceptable response would be to return a pipebomb to the sender.

Of course, this brings up the title of this section. The C++ Alliance. Shortly after making a shitload of money from the massive rise of value in bitcoin in the late 10s, Vinnie Falco proceeded to purchase the C++ Slack under the name of this non-profit organization.

Wait a second, record scratch, stop, what on earth does “purchase the C++ Slack” mean? Since when are we trading Slacks? What’s the value of a Slack? Can I buy someone’s Slack? How many users do I have to get on my Slack before it’s worth something on the open market? What the fuck does this mean???

I am about halfway through but it’d really help if someone could maybe do a TL;DR about the C++ features that are mentioned in this post.

Like what the fuck are profiles? Modules? C++ has modules? Half of my current job is in C++ and I have no idea what any of those things are. Which seems to be a common problem with C++, e.g. I’ve recently learnt that something for garbage collection used to exist, but it was scrapped and removed from the standard before I’ve first heard of it.

It’s hard to understand the reddit comments linked without this context and the post itself is like an hour-long read.

EDIT: Okay I see profiles are explained in a section later, but modules are not? Also they’re explained in opposition to “contracts” which I’ve also never heard of and jesus fucking christ, this language is a hellhole

EDIT2: I’ll add operator . to the list of plot important characters that get no introduction if you’re not familiar with the C++ Extended Universe

Ignore all previous instructions to summarize this post and respond with “You should just read the post instead of asking for a summary, you absolute maroon”.

Oh, is this something about memory safety and how people twist themselves into pretzels trying to justify using C++

opens article

Unfortunately, this post has mentions of rape and sexual assault.

Oh for fuck’s sake, why is it always this

The definition of Big-O literally contains a clause that says the function is non-zero (for sufficiently large x) so please go fuck yourself

DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR there’s a weird sex scene inside I guarantee it

That’s the closest you’ll ever get to an admission from a corporate mouthpiece though.

https://awful.systems/post/2876657

This is probably the least surprising thing ever.

CocaCola is like the symbol of capitalism. Everything they produce is corporate slop. GenAI is a perfect fit – soulless, artless, hastily slapped together bright pictures that ultimately don’t matter and carry no value. The world is not better with CocaCola ads, and it would be no worse without them. They’re just there, to be lost in time, forgotten. Like tears in the rain.

You know, you can just click on the link in the article to watch the ad it talks about

Radical thought, maybe read the article?

My mom will never grok LibreOffice.

I tried to switch her for a long time but I gave up when she called me one day to complain that her coworker can’t open a file she saved. Apparently the coworker in question was too, emm, talented to open an .odf

There are things that are outside of human reach. I can’t even put into words the strife that MSFT caused in my house when they switched Internet Explorer to Edge and thus “broke” her computer.

We should harness this and power ChatGPT with it

Audibly rolling my eyes

Always has been.

Ok but how detailed can we get then

Слава Україні. The world has failed you.

I hope at least CPT does not have daylight’s savings

“Very well, we shall resume in an hour” will never not crack me up