Want to wade into the snowy surf of the abyss? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid.
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Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.
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The post Xitter web has spawned so many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this. What a year, huh?)
I know this is like shooting very large fish in a very small barrel, but the openclaws/molt/clawd thing is an amazing source of utter, baffling ineptitude.
For example, what if you could replace cron with a stochastic scheduler that cost you a dollar an hour by running an operation on someone else’s gpu farm, instead of just checking the local system clock.
The user was then pleased to announce that they’d been able to solve the problem by changing model and reduce the polling interval. Instead of just checking the clock. For free.
https://bsky.app/profile/rusty.todayintabs.com/post/3mdrdhzqmr226
some fun dorking opportunities out there
@rook @BlueMonday1984 i knew more about my Windows (98 at the time) on Boxing Day, 1999 after I got my first ever PC for Christmas at age 9 🤪🔨
Is there a pivottoai that I missed that introduces this? At some point people just started saying “clawd” like it’s a real word and I have zero idea what it is, or if I even should know what it is.
tl;dr: someone made a thing where chatbots control a computer called
clawdbot,moltbot, openclaw https://github.com/openclaw/openclawsomeone else made a thing where these chatbots can chat at eachother https://www.moltbook.com/
and now all the ai people are freaking out about how game changing chatbots doing computer tasks (dangerously and expensively) is. could this be a robot consciousness? the end of the economic order? an excuse for the bubble to go on for another fiscal quarter?
I might be missing something but I think that’s literally it.
So basically subreddit simulator?
…well that’s a goddamn experience. I appreciate that some folks are out here fighting the good fight, however.
https://www.moltbook.com/post/0dbfe2c8-b5be-4eff-85e5-9156d85a85c1
Also despite being a less-than-zero effort attack please note that as of sharing we have one successful “corruption” (i.e. a comment about zucchini and API keys) and two comments from bots too stupid to coherently understand the OP at all.
I admire how persistent the AI folks are at failing to do the same thing over and over again, but each time coming up with an even more stupid name. Vibe coding? Gas Town? Clawdbot, I mean Moltbook, I mean OpenClaw? It’s probably gonna be something different tomorrow, isn’t it?
Garbage sports teams rapidly cycling through logos until they magically become good
Counterpoint: these guys
(Expect the Las Vegas Raiders to announce their organization-wide AI initiative some time after the Super Bowl)
Now I’m just imagining an AI quarterback and the whole team revolting at following plays called by something that won’t end up at the bottom of the 1000lb pile of meat if they fuck it up.