Paris.

Ohio liked it so much, there are three.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Township,_Ohio

I like it because the name is more inclusive. I am incredibly dull and not a man.

I want to see the map with 20-30 and 30-40 too!

Eeeyup. I done good at readin, ritin, and rithmetic, but then they got ritin in thuh rithmetic and it all went ta hell. I’m plenty smart without that book learnin anyway.

tears up gambling ticket

I’m torn. Alaska is about 100 times the size of Hawaii, so this seems about right. But also I like the thought of enormous Hawaii besides very big Alaska.