And the drones that attack from the terrifyingly unfathomable mindscape of the human imagination?

What about the underwater drones?

It has nothing to do with the EU.

Yes, it’s on the Balkan peninsula.

Rhubarb crumble

Pretty sure I had the game with the purple guy at the bottom on tape.

Your Ancestors Called it Magic, but You Call it Science. I Come From a Land Where They Are One and the Same.

The hair was always under it.

Man, I really miss when we had home computers to rival the Americans, like the ZX81.

I’m not sure I even want any more big power blocs if they can so easily be taken over by creepy senile paedophile TV presenters.

Gone fishing

He should be allowed this, but the other athletes also get to wear one enchanted item of their choosing of any rarity.

We will rejoin as master and make you all eat jellied eels.

India is only not often counted as a continent because it decided to bum rush Asia, creating work for generations of sherpas dragging half-dead white men up excitingly tall mountains in the process.

The Red Sea is what’s becoming an ocean, technically speaking.

(and wait until you see the number the Tube Map did on south London.)

Do we really need all this Mercator ragebait? Just look at a fucking globe - it’s the thing your dad keeps the scotch in.

(alternatively most map apps go to a globe view when you zoom right out.)

Eyes up the “Cannibalism” square on his 2026 bingo card

It doesn’t explain why Lovejoy calls him Jonathan though, as that’s a different name entirely.

I think it’s a joke on “sex workers”.