1. I don’t know what the article says.

  2. Why? I am looking for a job and am broke. $4000??!

  3. Congratulations on your fake dog my dude. You’re The Man Now Dog!!

  4. I will stick to real/meat dogs.

  • TootSweet@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    3 days ago
    1. Reprogram it to seek out and destroy Flock cameras.
    2. Release it into the wild.
    3. Watch it shit the bed before it gets out of your front yard.

    On the negligible chance that it actually succeeds at destroying a Flock camera (or more likely blocks traffic or something), blame the dog and get out of any consequences. It worked for OpenAI in the Huggingface incident.