1. I don’t know what the article says.

  2. Why? I am looking for a job and am broke. $4000??!

  3. Congratulations on your fake dog my dude. You’re The Man Now Dog!!

  4. I will stick to real/meat dogs.

  • supersquirrel@lemmy.caOPEnglish
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    5 days ago

    Brilliant! You are very knowledgable about the sinister nature of cats! Come work for Big Red Dog we need more good people like you not brainwashed by Felies!!