"The business elite in St. Petersburg can now see firsthand how the Russian Defense Ministry is eroding their share of the so-called 'social contract,'" a Russian military blogger known by the nickname Reporter Filatov said.
It is my professional medical opinion that he fell out of the window and then landed headfirst and backwards upon two bullets which someone had left on the ground. The bullets are in no way responsible for this tragic incident.
What should you do?
It involves Putin falling out a window.
Twice if necessary.
Accidentally not required
Perhaps a spot of polonium tea?
It is always an accident. Even the shots to the back of his head as he falls.
It is my professional medical opinion that he fell out of the window and then landed headfirst and backwards upon two bullets which someone had left on the ground. The bullets are in no way responsible for this tragic incident.
Refenestrated
On a pile of bayonets