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PA is weirdly high.

People from Philadelphia and the whole of Delaware also routinely dunk on NJ for many reasons.

• Can’t pump their own gas.
• Can’t turn left.
• Gotta pay a toll to get out.
• It’s a literal swamp.
• Every single aspect of the Meadowlands.

Those tasteless frauds!

@dgerard@awful.systems who is your illustrator? These are consistently great.

Was that the concert in, like, a parking lot on Columbus Blvd. which was secretly a Primus concert?

Oh, shit! He was always a bit vitriolic.

Reveal trailers: famously reliable sources of performance data.

If previously released Switch Pokémon games are any indication, “improved frame rates” means 30.

That way is old and busted, here’s the new hotness (anchor positioning).

Were you too young to use a computer back when Google was good?

There’s a lot of rm . -rf in your future.

Nah, we’re plumbers in an age where everyone has decided to DIY their septic system.

Please, by all means, keep it up.

… Does that dude have a black eye?

TIL Tina Fey is more famous than Taylor Swift and Will Smith.

wE CaN aRgUe SeMaNtiCs aLL dAy

we shouldn’t be fracturing the communities

Maybe use the same protocol, then.

My two solutions:

1. Eat the carrot. Take the duck and potato across.
2. It’s a row boat. Take the carrot and potato, supervise the duck as it swims behind you.

I’m not doing three river crossings, you can’t make me.

This shit is unhinged, I want it.

I think people would react poorly if server donations went to personal expenses before server expenses.

The distinction is an illusion. If a person can’t afford to live, and a part of their life is running a server, who gives a fuck which dollar goes where?

(Other than all the dipshits who offer 0 and demand anything more than nothing.)

Rent comes before server. An outage is a wonderful motivator, turn that shit off.