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Reveal trailers: famously reliable sources of performance data.

If previously released Switch Pokémon games are any indication, “improved frame rates” means 30.

That way is old and busted, here’s the new hotness (anchor positioning).

Were you too young to use a computer back when Google was good?

There’s a lot of rm . -rf in your future.

Nah, we’re plumbers in an age where everyone has decided to DIY their septic system.

Please, by all means, keep it up.

… Does that dude have a black eye?

TIL Tina Fey is more famous than Taylor Swift and Will Smith.

wE CaN aRgUe SeMaNtiCs aLL dAy

we shouldn’t be fracturing the communities

Maybe use the same protocol, then.

My two solutions:

1. Eat the carrot. Take the duck and potato across.
2. It’s a row boat. Take the carrot and potato, supervise the duck as it swims behind you.

I’m not doing three river crossings, you can’t make me.

This shit is unhinged, I want it.

I think people would react poorly if server donations went to personal expenses before server expenses.

The distinction is an illusion. If a person can’t afford to live, and a part of their life is running a server, who gives a fuck which dollar goes where?

(Other than all the dipshits who offer 0 and demand anything more than nothing.)

Rent comes before server. An outage is a wonderful motivator, turn that shit off.

You’re free to spin up your own instance where you can make direct threats and actionable calls to violence.

Oh, those are subreddits. Yeah, you’re probably not wrong.

If you have zero interest in the fundamental architecture of the fediverse, why are you in this community? You’re probably interacting with “cross pollination” way more than you realize.

Oh that’s a dope ass tool.

Could you elaborate on this?

The only thing I recognized as a real, implemented thing was @db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com’s FediSeer.

Wish you a nice day.

… was that sarcastic?

Yeah it was Copilot, not Copilot. It certainly wasn’t GitHub CoPilot™️, but it might have been the same Copilot they jammed into VS Code, Copilot™️ for VS Code®️.