Totally didn’t have Donkey Kong: Hollow Earth on my Nintendo innovation bingo card. Might have to pick up a Switch 2 if we’re all still alive after the holidays.

Does Michigan count?

Can’t even call him a pensioner. Pensioners worked for a living and contributed to maintaining society.

For their family’s sake, hopefully the pilots were smart enough to include hazard pay in their contracts

so instead of just not hitting Ukraine with tariffs to ensure they keep spending foreign aid on US weapons/equipment, we’re just gonna give em a tariff discount to still be able to skim off the top. if anyone still has any doubt this idiot managed to run so many businesses into the ground, i’m sure he’s gonna have golden trump bridges to sell soon

Damn, I are not gentina

As a kid, I thought the Midwest was Montana, the Dakotas, Wyoming, Nebraska, Colorado and Kansas.

Gift the entirety of military resources not stationed in CONUS to NATO allies. If the plan was to try to strong-arm our allies for protection, literally take the ammo away.