cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/50838301
Republicans are now trying to make every crap their pants with a new product.
“I’d like to reiterate how difficult it is to have granola infected with salmonella. It’s even more difficult than chili peppers, and no, it’s not ‘foreign producers’ that are the problem,” Chef Joe Gera wrote on X. “It’s quality control and standards not being enforced.”
They literally don’t care about us. These giant corporations and rich assholes have almost all of the money and power, but it’s never enough. They’ll relax regulations and standards to increase profits and if people die, oh well!
And funny enough because every supplier has now lowered their standards, it means every manufacturer has to spend more doing checks to see if raw materials are actually up to quality required.
“Hampton Grocer has recalled its popular Lacnola Lactation Granola”
Sorry, the what?
It helps when breast feeding. I downed whole boxes in a day when I was breastfeeding.
Oh, I’ve been eating them while feeding on a breast - I thought it was a whole milk-and-cookie thing…
Well you don’t eat yours dry, do you?
Lunchtime, reading this while eating blueberries + ancient grains probiotic granola on top of cottage cheese … fuck.
Better strap your ass down.
Hold on to your butts.
We are the only developed country that has allowed salmonella in our chicken supply, after pressure from the industry. Propublica did a piece on it some years back.
developed country
you know I heard we were heading towards a food safety crisis and at the time I kinda thought it was a bit fear mongery.
now? not so much.
The bigger danger is chemical contamination in the food supply, and it’s harms will rarely if ever be recognized for their sources. Not unless we make them be recognized. Not an easy task with influence operations and social media being completely sold out.
I don’t eat lactation granola
Granolla it is, then.
gralomonella.
Ok, so how are these items contaminated? I’ve never heard of this outside of the US.
