On other news in a smelly corner store I’m the armpit if IOWA police have found a serial killer case. Yes, everyone in his path is quickly impaled and drained of their blood. They have not apprehended him yet. Some call him Mr Chupacabra. He drives a rice rocket nodded Honda Civic based on the weird bumbling sound that survivors have reported. Yes, definetly a civic. Probably a red one. The person of interest is definetly 5’10" Hispanic black male in blood stained jeans and is working for the Chinese government from Wuhan.