More bullshit about mice. Dude, I’m working on a brand new type of propulsion system on my desk right now. One based on paper… Headline : “New paper spaceship to go where no man has gone before”.

Give us something available at target for $5.99.

Maybe they’ll sue only the first 10 people to attend! You never know! You might win!

I’m still cool. Look at how golden he is! Very presidential.

I want a pet rat like that lol!

Hopefully fuck face musk gets to Mars soon. The sooner he gets there, the deeper he buria… Landing site. Cmon, get some speed!

And California.

And gamers

Sometimes I walk swinging my arms around as if they were just hanging from my upper torso. I apologize for the lewdness but I don’t feel like I should chop them off.

Plus less cancer.

Actually…the frames are mostly aluminum and titanium… I’ll see myself out… gotta watch more drone videos. No, I’m not getting one. I just want to know what way to awkwardly curl and twist for a dignified last 5 seconds of fame for when AI takes over the sky.

Just block all their servers.

Stupid headlines require stupid posts, am I right???

Bacteria: aggghhh! Hoooo! Rg rh rg! Aggg!

My thoughts exactly! Only one bacteria lives up there right now.

There are still people using that shit? Good riddance!

I can’t get it because I’m too old now.

How about text I can read without a lupe?

If they don’t want to come over it’s fine. My mom is still on Facebook. Just let them do whatever they want.

Agreed. Very true.

How much is life? That drone is death.

They didn’t report what the drink was.

Scientific report states that a 10oz daily drink results in a larger penis.