only if you hate fun and embarrassing the shit out of Taco Bell

this might be a federation breakage, or the queue catching up

I have yet to see any roving Brave infosec mall ninjas react to the fact that they plan to do this agentic AI shit too:

Brave gets credit for finding this exploit in Comet, so well done! But how did they find it? Well, Brave is trying to do its own AI agent web browser. Even though this is a fundamentally stupid idea that cannot be secured.

how did they all choose this weekend to find us? it’s like they’re trying to get their bans in before the downtime

I have plenty of help! one of the people who actually post here are gonna come help me tell you to fuck yourself! isn’t that fun?

oh woe is me, never in all my 68 posts have I seen such rudeness

oh no the downvotes

don’t let the door hit you on the way the fuck out

you saw this:

LLMs are good for all sorts of things.

and a bunch of waffle about unrelated ML advancements in robotics, and it confused you into giving me a shit lecture on tech I already know about? why?

k fuck off

just some uwu itsy bitsy critihype for my favorite worthless fashtech ❤️

how about you and your friend and your grandma all go fuck themselves ❤️

as a treat for those who click through and share the pain!

these were all 3-10 comments from the OP for my sort, but I don’t have a bluesky account so not being logged in might influence how I’m seeing the thread

god, the comments got heavily raided by various types of lazy TESCREAL:

• how dare you doom all future generations to dying by pointing out that immortality under capitalism would be a living hell. you monster.
• sure but life extension technology is real and on the horizon isn’t it? and then I can become functionally immortal! (no and shut up)
• somehow, it’s bad optics to point out that rich people chasing immortality is fucking things up for everyone else

and not only did none of these fuckers get the point, they’re also making points that aren’t at all common outside of TESCREAL circles? like, no normal person I know naturally slips into the “but think of the Bayesian children” modality of thought.

is this just how Blue Sky is? I don’t browse it much outside of David’s threads.

they can’t shoot me for being a leftist if I tell them it’s just a prank

Intellectual (Non practicing, Lapsed)

indeed

not saying it’s always the supposed infosec instances, but

literally unreadable

the fuck is wrong with you

exactly, it’s not a problem that’s unique to the web. I’d argue that as an execution environment, the browser has properties that make it slightly easier to catch this class of attack (though as you said, we’re in halting problem territory so there’s no universal check for this kind of thing):

• there’s browser plugins (for Firefox at least, I don’t care about chrome) that alert you if the JavaScript you’ve been sent has changed and provide some tools to evaluate what specifically changed
• you can examine JS memory in depth with a variety of tools, all of which come with the browser
• you get a running log of network requests
• as our intrepid cypherpunk visitor noted, you can mitmproxy it if you really want to? they seem to think it’ll be too late to do anything by then but like, losing your keys to an SLA doesn’t instantly dissolve you in a vat of acid or anything. they’ve still left forensic evidence of an attack in your browser’s cache and the potential for you to catch it and make a terrible lot of noise about it, and they really didn’t need to — Proton’s security is compromised enough by entirely silent server-side cleartext leaks, metadata logging (they turn it on silently on law enforcement requests; their no-logs policy is a legal no-op), and other evil fuckery

and I do have to emphasize that last bit. I’m not here to praise Proton, I’m here to bury it correctly. if the worst thing you’ve got to say about proton is that an SLA could request a custom JS exploit be sent to your browser, then it’s probably still a perfectly fine service to use if you’re just chatting with your grandma and your drug dealer, depending on your threat model. I’d argue that Proton isn’t suitable for anybody, because the class of attacks they’ve enabled allow for quiet mass surveillance, rather than the motivated (and loud) targeted kind.

and for the users at home playing the drinking game: of course this weird fuck’s been giving dangerously bad advice on privacy lemmy, why wouldn’t he be

I ain’t gonna dig any deeper to find out if privacy Typhoid Mary over here has a uniquely bad gpg setup he loves but if anyone does: that’s another shot

e: also lol @ coming into TechTakes with an account named after the fucking cypherpunks mailing list

How many of their users do you think are sufficiently paranoid?

for fucking Proton of all things? come the fuck off it.

the rest of your post is wrong, but in a really boring way? like, you get that there’s a bunch of ways to catch this shit but want me to do the labor of proving that it’s possible for some reason? no, fuck off, go cosplay as a privacy expert elsewhere.