The thought of some poor Ivan playing nuclear chicken with a warhead core from the 80’s almost makes it all worth it.

Agreed, but I digress, they could still manage to surprise us by having anything, but given the Ukrainians are wise enough not to bunch up their infantry, the effectiveness of such a bomb if they have one at all is limited.

Hopefully this doesn’t inspire the Kremlin to do something particularly stupid at the cost of world peace again.

Damn do y’all get like a collective killstreak reward when you hit a million?