I see they’re also switching to human shields?

Looks like one of those Red Alert illusion tanks disguised as a big thorn bush here.

Why does he keep just… I wonder how it feels always being on the wrong side of History.

We… we don’t talk about Tokyo Hotel.

I reckon Scorpions was my first contact, in France. Everybody knows the Winds of Change here. Rammstein came later for me, with Du Riechst So Gut. I love them, they’re still on my daily commute music.

My first contact was in 91 as a 13yo exchange student somewhere in the backend of Bavaria. Checkoslovakia was still a country and the Wall had only fallen two winters beforehand. Absolutely loved it, for some reason. Didn’t get to come back as often as I thought I would, but every time has been a pleasure.

Do you not have enough Chinese tourists on that poor bridge already? I know Switzerland generally seems to handle tourism better by simply making goddamn expensive, but do you really want it to become like Annecy? ;)

Hey! I wanna go check out our neighbours and I’ve already seen Bavaria (love it) but I thought it would be nice to actually check out the capital for a change. If only so I can ride a Trabant and see the Wall and other symbolic places.

Zürich ? Really ? What about Geneva ?

But can you shoot it down?

I’d love to know why Fortnite crashes so damn much on my machine despite being so non-demanding a game. But yeah, it’s rarely the engine’s fault.

There are no trains in Ireland T_T

Even the fucking Bus Eireann wouldn’t go all the way to Donegal back in the naughts because fuck driving all the way up there, right? Capitalism at its finest.