Obviously, the main stream media is misconstruing what the right-wing study actually said. It says “Republicans regret getting horny on main over teenagers who received gender-affirming care.” How can a Republican reasonably be expected to worry about a child’s genitals while they’re busy trying to gain access to children’s genitals???

Squealing like a captured pig when your flag immediately outshines mine

Empathy is never earned

Why not?

Because that requires acknowledging the value and struggles of people outside yourself, and self-reflection sometimes makes people saaaad 😢

sorry. I thought I was being friendly. Perhaps you’d prefer periods as my punctuation. I hope you’re happy.

You think this sounds angry???

No we can’t. Quit trying to trick me with parallel thoughts!

Did you know that doctor-germs are actually healthier than normal people’s germs, and that hand-washing is all a scam by Big Soap. When I’m feeling sick, I just cut a small incision in me with a box cutter and have a doctor shove their finger inside.

So, leave your coworker alone! He’s an expert in his field, and those aluminum and mercury particles are the healthy kind! Let him get back to spitting bread, tuna, aluminum-coated mucus, and epithets at his coworkers. Stop forcing him to intentionally misconstrue your cautions into personal insults against him!

Btw, this is the same reason that the exhaust from those giant coal-rolling vanity trucks is actually HEALTHY exhaust. And why I recommend that those drivers cup their hands around the tailpipe and gulp as much of their expertly-crafted emissions as possible!

Note: if you look really closely, you might find the part where I used sarcasm.

Yeah, I’ve been thinking for a while that all this AI promotion isn’t about actually replacing workers. It’s to scare away all the talks about liveable wages. And then the reduced wages will be used as an excuse to replace legacy employees who earned raises during the “old wages” times and now, “don’t make sense to keep because they make the same amount as entire teams.”

Tickle tickle

^ Please don’t tickle people who didn’t specify that they wanted to be tickled^

Big if big

As an American feeling like I’m drowning in malignant insanity and stupidity, I know which 5 countries I’m avoiding.

Me: single tear rolls down over my tab complete