Yes apparently I’m the only one to be concerned by the situation.
If you see a libertarian on the street, you would ask “why are you a libertarian?”
If you see a clown on the street, you would ask “why are you a clown?”
If you see a fascist on the street, you would ask “could you please fuck off to the sea?”
And so on.
Just FYI I have successfully sued my parents for being French (it’s hereditary, like rabies having hairy feet)
I get the regional cultural identity, can relate
Why are you German? This is baffling
Monaco should be in there, too, with a ridiculous share of the alpine territory.
Hey comrade-citizen! I can’t help but notice you are about to use the red pen! Just a note: there is no ink left in it! You should have notified the authorities of your vote 6 years ago! Not to worry though, you can ask the secret police officer in plain clothes over there for a replacement cartridge. He will gladly deliver it to you at the back of the building, against the wall. Don’t forget to declare all your family members to him, too! Have a good last day. Before tomorrow I mean.
Don’t sweat it, I’m French, too.
Qu’est-ce que tu viens juste de dire sur moi, espèce de malotru ? Je te ferais remarquer que j’ai gagné la médaille du meilleur artisan de France, option viennoiserie et j’ai participé à plus de 300 concours régionaux de boulanger-pâtissier en Gascogne. Je suis entraîné en choco 2 barres et 3 barres et je suis le meilleur en pâte feuilletée de tout le sud-ouest. Pour moi, tu n’es rien de plus qu’un client ordinaire. Je vais te vendre une chocolatine comme tu n’en as jamais goûté, tu t’en souviendras. Tu crois que tu peux t’en sortir aussi facilement en me parlant comme ça sur internet ? Essaie encore. Pendant qu’on est en train de parler, j’ai contacté un livreur deliveroo et on est en train de remonter ta trace, donc tu ferais mieux de te préparer à une sacrée régalade, mon gros poulet.
So many fucking French here. Don’t you have baguettes to put somewhere where the sun never shines and white flags to weave? I know I have
Yeah OK I’ll need a source for that
Tiens tiens tiens well I happen to be French as well and I have already judged you (I hate you because you probably are on the wrong side of the chocolatine/pain au chocolat debate)
“Judgmental asshole who hates the world” and “French” are a bit redundant
I might not agree with you but I respect you for taking the defense of the freedom units on a yuropean post.
RIP we will bury your mangled corpse 182.88 centimeters under ground.
New what now?
Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as the Chad <any Roman figure of the second Punic war> and yourself as the soyjak Carthaginian
I spilled hot sand all over myself watching the Normans assault the castle & a black-armored knight shouted ‘this miscreant eating hot sand’ & everyone intoned a Te Deum
Hey Cuthbert, thanks for giving me the castle tour. Though… I caught something funny - I might have misheard… I think I heard you call the hole up there a ‘murder-hole’. Haha. It’s a joke right? Why would you call a hole a murder-hole? Lol (surely)
Not in his synapses, we know that much.
My country: obvious and very clever choice
Your country: ridiculous and unpractical choice, borderline sociopathic
Guyana: now that is bold
(What is my country or your country? Irrelevant.)