Qu’est-ce que tu viens juste de dire sur moi, espèce de malotru ? Je te ferais remarquer que j’ai gagné la médaille du meilleur artisan de France, option viennoiserie et j’ai participé à plus de 300 concours régionaux de boulanger-pâtissier en Gascogne. Je suis entraîné en choco 2 barres et 3 barres et je suis le meilleur en pâte feuilletée de tout le sud-ouest. Pour moi, tu n’es rien de plus qu’un client ordinaire. Je vais te vendre une chocolatine comme tu n’en as jamais goûté, tu t’en souviendras. Tu crois que tu peux t’en sortir aussi facilement en me parlant comme ça sur internet ? Essaie encore. Pendant qu’on est en train de parler, j’ai contacté un livreur deliveroo et on est en train de remonter ta trace, donc tu ferais mieux de te préparer à une sacrée régalade, mon gros poulet.
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So many fucking French here. Don’t you have baguettes to put somewhere where the sun never shines and white flags to weave? I know I have
Yeah OK I’ll need a source for that
I hate you!
Tiens tiens tiens well I happen to be French as well and I have already judged you (I hate you because you probably are on the wrong side of the chocolatine/pain au chocolat debate)
“Judgmental asshole who hates the world” and “French” are a bit redundant
I might not agree with you but I respect you for taking the defense of the freedom units on a yuropean post.
RIP we will bury your mangled corpse 182.88 centimeters under ground.
43·3 months agoNew what now?
61·3 months agoNice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as the Chad <any Roman figure of the second Punic war> and yourself as the soyjak Carthaginian
I spilled hot sand all over myself watching the Normans assault the castle & a black-armored knight shouted ‘this miscreant eating hot sand’ & everyone intoned a Te Deum
Hey Cuthbert, thanks for giving me the castle tour. Though… I caught something funny - I might have misheard… I think I heard you call the hole up there a ‘murder-hole’. Haha. It’s a joke right? Why would you call a hole a murder-hole? Lol (surely)
Not in his synapses, we know that much.
41·4 months agoAh yes the democratic bloc of Russia, North Korea, Belarus, Eritrea, Hungary and the USA
301·6 months agoYes you does
Mr. President Troomp, Yurop has taken Alaska and the French are attacking Ohio by train.
And the bears… the bears have the Bomb
Er East Ohio, New Ohio, Ohiowa, Illinohio, Ohiohiohio…
‘Venc tot dreit la peira lai on era mestiers’ it is said in Toulouse
-> ‘the rock hit just where it ought to’
-> ‘lmao eat shit French apologist’
He’s not really a role model around here.
It’s quite good, culturally speaking (at least for the regions I know), well done.
Don’t sweat it, I’m French, too.