New what now?

Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as the Chad <any Roman figure of the second Punic war> and yourself as the soyjak Carthaginian

I spilled hot sand all over myself watching the Normans assault the castle & a black-armored knight shouted ‘this miscreant eating hot sand’ & everyone intoned a Te Deum

Hey Cuthbert, thanks for giving me the castle tour. Though… I caught something funny - I might have misheard… I think I heard you call the hole up there a ‘murder-hole’. Haha. It’s a joke right? Why would you call a hole a murder-hole? Lol (surely)

Not in his synapses, we know that much.

Ah yes the democratic bloc of Russia, North Korea, Belarus, Eritrea, Hungary and the USA

Yes you does

Mr. President Troomp, Yurop has taken Alaska and the French are attacking Ohio by train.

And the bears… the bears have the Bomb

Er East Ohio, New Ohio, Ohiowa, Illinohio, Ohiohiohio…

It’s quite good, culturally speaking (at least for the regions I know), well done.

Ah yes China or Russia, countries famously small enough to have a single simple climate.