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3 months agoIRA: “We only need to be lucky one time. You need to be lucky all the time.”


IRA: “We only need to be lucky one time. You need to be lucky all the time.”


“It belongs in a MUSEUM!”


Oh absolutely. These kids gonna eat me out of house and home. I ain’t trusting it until after I’ve been given the all clear and still pulling out just in case


I’ve giving up and just saving for a vasectomy now. Whatever it costs is still cheaper than a kid


There was this gel that got injected into the tube connecting the balls to the urethra(vas deferens?). It would destroy the sperms as it went through and you where basically sterile. To reverse they injected you again with something and it would become a liquid and you ended up busting it out in a few ejaculations. It’s been stuck in early human trials for a decade.
They’re going to be air dropping forward positions with robots setting up solar panels to recharge and bombs to resupply. Efficiency is going to go through the roof!