Yea, im in ohio and even i would day that “too hot” starts around 80-85 (27-29). Above 75 (24) is definitely hot, but its not too hot.

Santa Claus, Indiana too

In what way is that a cello? There are no strings, hes holding the bow in the wrong hand

Even so it must be rooted in some truth exaggerated for humor, right?

I dont understand how a society can function like Southern Italy here. Why not just do the thing when you say you will, and say you will do the thing when you intend to?