Funny meme number, gas prices go down because capitalism.

I swear to you I think this is as much thought that went in to it. They needed a headline, and they got one. That’s it. It could collapse next week it wouldn’t matter.

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Nonsense, we can crowd source this. Look, I’ll start:

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You can tell because of the way it is.

It was probably upside down when the sap flowed over it. It’s antennae are completely vertical and would have been carried in the direction of the sap. Probably suffocated pretty quick, though it’s elevated forelimbs might have allowed it to struggle to breathe briefly as it was consumed by sap.

When I was in college in like 2005, we had to go through a citations course. It seemed outdated to me at the time, what with the way literally everything is searchable now(then.)

I was swiftly berated for suggesting that there was anything wrong with the way we do citations. Because APA has it alllll figured out. If it’s a website they even added a website citation tool!

When I asked if we could cite Wikipedia then, I was berated again. Obviously you would never do anything so idiotic as cite Wikipedia! Why, anybody can say anything on Wikipedia.

So what’s the difference between Wikipedia and any other website? She couldn’t say.

I just copied wikipedias citations the entire time I was in college. My citations were never questioned.

I mean we could use an eye dropper… unless…

Jim Pillen, pig fucker and governor of Nebraska, has known for a long time that pig semen cures cancer. On account of how much pig semen he has had on and in his body, and on account of how little cancer he’s had.

Only one way to find out. Fire two election guns at each other and see what happens.