Hehehe

Perfection

Driver here! I love my car, she is incredible and comfy and has an amazing sound system.

…if I have the option, 100% bus or train, I don’t want to drive. I’d much rather put on noise cancelling headphones and zone out and read or something then pilot a deathmobile (who, I will repeat, I love her very much because she’s best)

Sure some things may leak out through the day but the anus is incredibly effective at being a barrier. Even a strong spray of bidet directly into asshole? No water gets in. Okay maybe a little stuff eventually leaks out, but now you aren’t just smearing shit all over your cheeks and hole dry, it’s much cleaner.

Chris Pratt as Link!

It’s a good thing all of my games are on MicroSD cards!

Edit: OH it literally says physical collectors. I am a dumb.

Doesn’t like swears and likes uhhh… nevermind

RIP yiffit

I’d rather 100FPS+ 720p than 30FPS 4K any day.

I was like “oh I didn’t know that bridge?!”

“o it’s words”

I can’t get with that as a person who has sound off always

Clearview is fucking terrifying. The excellent podcast Search Engine did an episode on it. Would recommend.

You’re being shat on for something SO FAR beyond your control and they’re just not understanding… well they understand, but they’re disingenuous in their arguments.

Oh fuck yeah gurl <3

I like me a dong that’s absolutely TINY flaccid, and like 5-7” erect. Put basically nothing in your mouth, takeout a SLAB OF MEAT. Magic.

The state of people blindly using apps for everything is atrocious.

“But it saves me a 1USD on my fast food burger!”