What even is this 😆 I can’t

Oh yeah? Well I’m releasing micro-me’s into takeaway cups. Take that, microplastics industry!

This is great, I’ve made plenty of cash transfers to low income mothers over the years. I should get a medal and their kids should support my retirement.

I believe some things in life are important enough to risk. You see where I’m coming from?

Damnit, I knew I shouldn’t have eaten all those delicious paint chips!