Beggars being choosers.

I’m pretty sure Champaign sales would briefly trend upwards.

So, fucking do something about it already.

Probably in the hopes of seeing it blip out of existence somewhere over the Atlantic.

That’s why they’re sending squads of dudes on dirt bikes. It’s what they have left.

How about Trump goes to Ukraine?

And then stays there. I don’t care in what state.

It is part of how you know he’s not actually in charge.

Sounds like he sucks at strategy, on top of being a big whiny baby about it.

I’m shocked that Xi hasn’t started taking off large slices of Russia like a well done ham.

Just, wow.

The article mentions Toys’R’Us, was it also written by AI or did I slip into a universe where they didn’t go out of business?

Would? Are these guys living two weeks in the past or something?

Russia is fucked either way.