We need some of that shit growing in our space stations. And maybe we could use to give some of its genes to ourselves to help survive out there

Videogames didn’t give me poor social skills. Poor social skills made me turn to videogames.

Impressive! Pretty soon they’re going to be able to build the Torment Nexus from the hit sci-fi book series Don’t Build the Torment Nexus!

You’ll understand if you start having any

Not so sure about that. I started smoking less weed after I got less depressed instead.