DUCK season!

Are you seriously proposing replacing a window every time…?! Do you know how expensive that will get?!?

“Russia claims.” Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit, it’s gotta be true. I mean, “Russia claims” that Putin is the reincarnation of Hercules, that human feces are more nutritious than a salmon/kale/garlic salad and that vodka (and strangely, most open windows) gives you wings. Sounds good and so SO true to me!

So, Russia is getting aid from China, Iran, North Korea, and now Nerf? WWIII confirmed.

Geneva Suggestions