Yeah, right now is the worst time to buy a factory new Switch 1. Millions of people are currently trying to sell their Switch 1 becuase they upgraded to a Switch 2, so you can get them second hand for pennies

There are rumors the joycon have an optical sensor on the side that would allow you to use them as a mouse on a flat surface

More like this generations Nintendo DS hinge crack.

The joycon drift can happen regardless of how well you treat the analog sticks

https://youtu.be/jlX7tl1QvJs

They have actually made that near impossible since 2020. The amount of successful escapes per year is now less than 10% of before