Chickens get the day off

Why is the duck standing up on two legs?

Just try not to live in the AA bullet drop zone.

Oh fuck oh gods oh no I’ve shat my subligalculum!

I’m not sure Putin is on Lemmy.

This reminds me I need to shave my balls

Pretty fuckin woke, if you ask me

These cars are all waiting in line to donate some of their oil to make the refinery better again. Like a blood drive.

With an unfavorable contract, you could be permanently enslaved at sea for years at a stretch for no pay.

The employee. It’s a cost of doing business. Just like overtime, sickpay and superannuation. Massive fines in Australia if you don’t adhere to them.

The govt funds an ombudsman that helps employees enforce their workplace rights.

Hate being assigned to this guy

Australia would be red as fuck. Literally nobody wantss to go to Canberra, not even the government

I believe it was an Mi 24 helicopter, IIRC. Very funny.

No chance of being born in New Zealand I see

Born just in time to declaw my housecat

Gravity: Not just a good idea, it’s THE LAW

Based and Finnpilled

I’m still not gonna

Y’all remember when 3D TVs were going to be revolutionary?

Europa is too pure and regulated to be hegemony.

Do you think the US became a superpower by being kind and egalitarian and taking it slow? Nah, they came out the gate swinging, uppercut to Hiroshima and a roundhouse to Nagasaki, and it only got worse from there. They watched the old European powers withering under the weight of colonialism and insurrection in Indochina and southeast Asia and said “I’ll have a piece of that”.

You don’t become Hegemon by standardizing power grids and phasing out coal. You become Hegemon by selling your soul to the MIC, spinning up black site torture rooms in countries most people don’t even know the names of, funnelling guns and drugs to everyone who will take them, and bringing a fucking bandolier of hand grenades to every knife fight.