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minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoIt worked when I repeatedly smashed my balls. Seemed like a reasonable next place to go. Because of balls. Eyeballs.
It worked when I repeatedly smashed my balls.
Seemed like a reasonable next place to go.
Because of balls. Eyeballs.
That tracks.
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