• krashmo@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    You’re telling me you don’t work on your taint tan at all for at least 3 months of the year? How do you expect to attract a mate with no melanin in your poop prairie?

    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      It’s kind of amazing that we live in a time where there are folks bleaching their assholes and (probably not the same) folks sunning their taints.