• PugJesus@piefed.socialOPM
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      1 month ago

      “The new Emperor wants the Legions to build another wall.”

      “To what standard?”

      “… uh… the Legion’s standards…?”

      [one ditch and dirt rampart later]

      “Good enough for government work. Where in Britain do we find a whorehouse?”