Unfortunately, a quirk of gravitational lensing resulted in a very unpleasant bowel movement for said dog. When asked for comment, the veterinarian involved could only offer, “I don’t envy him”.
P.S. my physics is shaky at best, so don’t know if it works from that perspective, but it felt “Hitchhikers” enough to try!
800 years from now, it will plow into an alien mini van, killing a waixglar family. Their leaders will declare war on us.
Then, due to a terrible miscalculation of scale, the entire battle fleet will be swallowed by a small dog.
Unfortunately, a quirk of gravitational lensing resulted in a very unpleasant bowel movement for said dog. When asked for comment, the veterinarian involved could only offer, “I don’t envy him”.
P.S. my physics is shaky at best, so don’t know if it works from that perspective, but it felt “Hitchhikers” enough to try!