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minus-squarelumpenproletariat@quokk.auOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·9 days agoBecause being old doesn’t kill you. It’s the things associated with old age that kill you.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-29 days agoMy wife, after I inform her Elizabeth II died : “What did she die of?” Me, straight faced : “of being 98 96 fuckin’ years old”
Because being old doesn’t kill you. It’s the things associated with old age that kill you.
My wife, after I inform her Elizabeth II died :
“What did she die of?”
Me, straight faced :
“of being
9896 fuckin’ years old”