Vandalism is always an answer. May not be the right answer, considering the question.

Hey Gina, what do you think would be a good fundraiser to help cover the funding gaps our shitty government leaves us with year after year?

Hey Bob, Joey’s getting out of the hospital today and is going to have staggering debt because the purposefully inefficient private healthcare system has so much power over our elected officials.

Fuck it, I tried twice. Vandalism is the answer.