Can I eat it?

“It was a really scary experience and not one I would ever want to go through again,” he said.

Fuck off, bike thief.

I don’t really ride in sub-zero temps so this isn’t from first hand experience, but I’ve always been curious about those handlebar muffs. Something like these “handlebar mittens”.

It would allow you to use them with your normal riding gloves, while giving you a better tactile feel of your grips and levers. Bonus points for water proofing.