Isn’t that illegal in the EU?

That was the joke.

You can get 1TB USB sticks for like 7 Euro at AliExpress. So if you ever need 8GB, shop there.

Nextcloud Notes covers all my needs.

Häagen-Dazs was founded in New York, I never thought of it as European. But it’s produced by Nestlé, which is based in Switzerland but still evil. Milka and Toblerone were produced by the same company, but have been owned by US companies since 1990. Same for Côte d’Or. These are all owned by Mondelez, which used to be Kraft, a US company. If you want to avoid Nestlé and Mondelez, which you should, you basically need to buy from small local shops (expensive) or just make everything yourself. That is cheaper and you have full control over the ingredients. And because it takes time you’ll eat fewer unhealthy snacks.

Please stop being an obnoxious ass. English is the de-facto lingua franca of the world, acting like German is in any way comparable is just disingenuous.

Because more people speak it?